Saturday, April 24, 2010

Help interpreting a sonnet?

Quick analysis help? What I see so far is that this is a woman who is scared to show her love outright, so she does it in the dark. I KNOW I am missing stuff. But can't seem to delve much further into it. Been on a weird poetry kick lately.I'd just like to make sure I am getting all the author is saying.


Thanks much for your help!!





"First Poem for You"


I like to touch your tattoos in complete


darkness, when I can’t see them. I’m sure of


where they are, know by heart the neat


lines of lightning pulsing just above


your nipple, can find, as if by instinct, the blue


swirls of water on your shoulder where a serpent


twists, facing a dragon. When I pull you


to me, taking you until we’re spent


and quiet on the sheets, I love to kiss


the pictures in your skin. They’ll last until


you’re seared to ashes; whatever persists


or turns to pain between us, they will still


be there. Such permanence iis terrifying.


So I touch them in the dark; but touch them, trying.

Help interpreting a sonnet?
its good, but i dont think it flows like a sonnet should. it should have iambic pantameter, going stressed, unstressed . . . five time in a line with the syllables!
Reply:She feels the connection with the tatoos, they are permanent and will always be there, even when the lovers are no longer together. She shares her love with his tatoos and they will never deny her, and will always hold her feelings. Just another thought.


What do i have2 take or do if i alredy when to the doctor & he told me that im fine but my stomuch is hurting?

I when to three different doctors to get some medicine to or to make me a check out in my body to see what is wrong with me because I’m not been eating well for at least a years and I have loss of appetite, energy lost weight loss fever chills Blurred vision Brown Spots can't go back to sleep Eat often or else faint/nervous eyes get puffy Lower back pain Sexual desire decreased Varicose veins skin discolorations Nose bleeds abdominal pain, nausea Sometimes nausea in mornings, Sometimes nausea in evenings, Sometimes excess salivation Frequent poor appetite, Dragon breath" in morning Craves sweets, Weakness

What do i have2 take or do if i alredy when to the doctor %26amp; he told me that im fine but my stomuch is hurting?
i know you have already tried but keep going to a different doctor until one can help you. it may have to be in a different county, town, city etc.





i had severe abdminal pain for about 4 months, seen five or six different doctors. but my mistake was going to different doctors within the same building. they were talking about me, telling one another there was nothing wrong. i left that network of doctors and within two weeks i had an answer.





always always question authority.





as for your abdominal pain...it sounds like alot of possible things and i am sure you have tried taking various antiacids etc. so go to a doctor and they can prescribe you a medicine that will actually coat your stomach so it shouldnt hurt anymore if, that is what is actually causing your pain.





get well soon


What do i have to take or do when i alreay when to the doctor % he tokd me that im fine & this are my syntom?

I when to three different doctors to get some medicine to or to make me a check out in my body to see what is wrong with me because I’m not been eating well for at least a years and I have loss of appetite, energy lost weight loss fever chills Blurred vision Brown Spots can't go back to sleep Eat often or else faint/nervous eyes get puffy Lower back pain Sexual desire decreased Varicose veins skin discolorations Nose bleeds abdominal pain, nausea Sometimes nausea in mornings, Sometimes nausea in evenings, Sometimes excess salivation Frequent poor appetite, Dragon breath" in morning Craves sweets, Weakness

What do i have to take or do when i alreay when to the doctor % he tokd me that im fine %26amp; this are my syntom?
asking the same question over and over isn't going to help. If a doctor says there is nothing wrong with you, take it as a blessing. try and relax, eat well, and relax.


Go for a massage or reiki therapy if you want. either will help ease your stress


Rubbed snout?

My Chinese Water Dragon has a slightly damaged snout from rubbing it against the glass of the cage, so I took care of it by placing a backdrop of a forest on the back and sides, as he never rubs it on the front glass. Anyway, I was wondering if the damaged skin would grow back? I mean, it's hardly there, but you can tell he began rubbing it.

Rubbed snout?
It should grow back - most reptiles can regenerate skin...and even their tail if it gets bit off.
Reply:His skin should be fine. Does he shed?? I'm not really familiar with them. I had an iguana and when he was shedding/getting ready too, he too, rubbed his snout against the glass. It must make them feel better.?.
Reply:The damaged skin will grow back. It will scab over and then heal. Depending on how bad the damage is, there could be a permanent mark there from now on. As he sheds each time the appearance of the rub mark should improve. If he should start rubbing on the front glass you will have to put something on the front glass as well to keep him from rubbing. Great solution with the backdrop and quick thinking too!
Reply:Here is an excellent link on snout rubbing in CWD's. A common problem unfortunately.





http://www.triciaswaterdragon.com/snout....
Reply:hellooooooo again nice to see you! oh looks like ou dont know everything! %26gt;[ his skin will be fine they can grow it bak easyit wil scab then heal =] well actually depends but if its not 2 bad then thats wut will happen
Reply:he'll heal just fine, but there's probably gonna be a permanent something on his nose. SOME lizards regenerate everything, but it's a SERIOUS misconception hat they all do. pretty much anything under the 'dragon' name won't. if beardies or waters loose their tails, that's it for them.





my water dragon had a bit of snout damage from ages ago, and thugh it's healed beautifully, there's always gonna be a mark. i kind of like it though, he kind of looks like he's got his lips puckered and ready to kiss you.

golden ball

How is this poem...................?

Can you say which lines are good and which are bad. And how can I improve ?





The inner fire burns without any flame


Anger, hatred and envy being firewood


Witheld, it gathers in the murky depths


light load grows hidden into heavy burden


fumes creates a most a ferocious monster


Infant fed a foul tasting milk from creator


Beneath stable soil flows red boiling magma


It seeks not but struggles for life given air


The father is devoured from the inside


A great battle and one is killed, suffocated


Chains broken, unbound it breaches the walls


All consumed, remains only a soft skin covering


Curtains are torn apart and terror begins





Calm cloud was father and lightening his son


Strike does fear as furious flames ignite


All reduced to ashes before dragon can die


Then shall the skies clear and heavens open


Ressurected, one lives again and breathes once more, his last

How is this poem...................?
Your Poem is lovely....Ii expresses reality as it is... But it sounds a litlle prosaic...try to use more flowery language and ofcourse try to divide your poem into equal stanzas.





Besides these ur poem is great.
Reply:All the poem lines is good, try to wright more poems and publish to web..





All the best
Reply:it's too sentimental but if u r a more sensible guy u will success with ur opera.
Reply:good
Reply:good one but i didn't understand it
Reply:it was very very very very very very very very very very good.


keep writting such poems


WTTF WTF SUMONE HELP please...?

my bearded dragon hasnt eaten in a while. i just bought it a new tank much bigger than the other one it was in, %26amp; fed him some crickets %26amp; superworms with calcium.


%26amp; hes been acting weird ever since i put him in...


he has a purple tint to his skin on his tail %26amp; around his face


%26amp; once in a while he'll go crazy %26amp; attack the glass of the tank as if theres somthing there. then he'll stop %26amp; twitch his his up %26amp; down, up %26amp; down. then stops %26amp; doesn nothing... :S


its starting to worry me. Any suggestions of whats wrong ?

WTTF WTF SUMONE HELP please...?
wtf i donno eather i have a snake and it doesnt do that. i think you should call a vet and find out. i hope i goes well for you
Reply:is he shedding?? i have heard that most reptiles wont eat while they are shedding, could that be why he has wierd coloring?? searchonline for pictures of shedding bearded dragons (if you have never seen him shed before) if you are still at a loss of whats going on find a reptile vet in your area and call them, either get him in there or ask them what you can do.





good luck, i hope he gets better soon!!!

clear weed

What do you all think about these new possible prophecies?

what if the baby called jesus is really named josiah?


what if the circumsition means, giving up the flesh, meaning the temple that is worshiping the gods of the earth. ex. money, sex, alcohol, drugs. and that four skin is the fleshy body not able to sustain life with out spirit first. holy spiririt.


what if the dragon the old serpent, is grown addictions


what if the crying in the wilderness was someone suffering for the decieved man kind to the day of the woman revelation that reveils the truth of what the bible really says.


what if jesus comment i will be with you till the end, means the moment he goes from spirit to flesh when he reincarnates.


the end of time- the clocks go bye bye time stands still in each individuals world and when you are to do something its when god say s you should do it. because you have connected with the ancient spirits and they will guide you.


what is th e white stone was -----.


what if the daughter of zion -someone in touch with the unseen world the

What do you all think about these new possible prophecies?
You put just as much thought into that as my response.
Reply:God stopped giving prophesies when the Bible was completed. See Revelation 22:18,19
Reply:Good luck with your catharsis, re religion. You will eventually work out some position you can live with, at least, until you learn more and have to do it again.





If, you require a high standard for what you choose to believe, you will have many of these periods on your path to understanding.





If,on the other hand, you choose the path of the multitude, you can find satisfaction rather quickly.





If your belief system satisfies you I suggest you do not apply this same reasoning process to, say,...dealing with explosives.


I have a really big problem in oblivion can anyone help?

Well,


i finished all the Dark Brotherhood mission for that vampire leader.


He offered me a dark gift and i accepted.


i really need a vampire cure.


its very hard to do missions when you gotta be a sun freak.


i went to skin grad and no one would talk to me and i couldnt find the count.


i tried to go to that other dude at arcane university.


But i just remembered i had to collect these ingridients.


Because i got suspended.


But i dont know where to find theese plants.


There called dragon's tongue and redwart flowers


I have to gather 20 of each but some people say only get 20 of one ingridient, and hell take you back in/


is this true?


Please tell me how to find these strange ingridients to pay my dept to the guild and rid myself of this dreaded vampire curse.

I have a really big problem in oblivion can anyone help?
The Count of Skingrad is the only one who will tell you how to cure yourself. Break into somebodies house at night and feed on them. Then go to skingrad and talk to one of his stewards (Hal-liurz i think his name is) they should be walking around the main castle lobby area thingy. Ask for the count, know this. The quest is pretty hard to do and you'll need a few high end soul gems. Raminus Polus can only tell you that the count might know something.





EDIT: I uploaded my version of the guide into this page.


http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Cure_V...
Reply:Yes,if you find the ingredients they will let you back in. Unfortunately this is not an easy task. Dragons tongue can be found near Fort redwater along the black marsh boarder. You can also find them in the wilderness northeast of Leyawiin. Just look for clusters of bright yellow flowers. The highest concentration of redwort flowers is located southeast of fieldhouse cave near Leyawiin also by the black marsh boarder. Also try the Ayleid ruins of Wendelbek and Morahame both located near Niben Bay along the Panther river.


What make up would look good on me,my outfit, and this hairstyle?

i was thinking about wearing eyeshadow or make up back to school.(im in the 11th grade now, or i just got in the 11th grade)





my skin color is lightbrownish caramel and my hair is dark brown





and i was thinking about dressing my self up a bit..by wearing this on the fist day..





http://cgi.ebay.com/ED-HARDY-GEISHA-MONO...





http://cgi.ebay.com/BEBE-EMBROIDERED-LOW...





http://www.imvu.com/catalog/product_info...








what do u guys think? does this match??? and what type of eyshadow should i wear?

What make up would look good on me,my outfit, and this hairstyle?
wear the opposite of ur eyecolor but not 2 much lightly. it makes ur eyes stand out
Reply:I like the pair of dragon jeans. Not only can they be dressy but on the days you wake up late they can be thrown on and you still look good.
Reply:oh my well hideous outfit just go to hollister you would look WAY cuter plus hair is like 90's style so dont do it just do curls or sumething!
Reply:It's a little too out there. But for the eyeshadow, a bright shimmer pink would be best.
Reply:Great choice of clothing. Go for icy blues, and jade greens for eyeshadow if you have brown/black eyes. If you have hazel/green/blue eyes, wear a nice shimmery, warm caramel/brown. Make sure the caramel eyeshadow, if you have hazel/green/blue eyes, is subtle but noticeable. A nice, creamy, golden yellow looks good on anybody. Just don't wear eyeliner with this or the caramel/brown eyeshadows. If you do have the brown/black eyes, use white eyeliner with the blues and greens. This makes your eyes pop amazingly. Because your eyes will be the belle of the ball, use clear or very light lipgloss and minimal blush. Don't wear lipstick;this and your gorgeous eyes will be too much to handle.
Reply:id say pale pink or silver eyeshadow as the top is pink an has some silver on an the dragon on the jeans looks silver. i do my hair like that sometimes.


My horse bites!?

My 16 year old TB gelding Jag acts like he's a 3 year old. He's VERY mouthy in the winter, and it seems to go away for the most part in the spring. He isn't maliciously trying to attack everyone, he just grabs our shirts and occasionally but rarely our skin. I think he's just trying to be playful but I'm not 100% sure. It really needs to stop before a child or someone unaware of his habit walks by him. Mostly it's just annoying. I'm always dodging teeth, literally! He's not afraid of the whip or anything, and past owners had given him quite a few slaps on the nose, and he's absolutely NOT head shy or anything nor will he ever be. He's a tough brute. What can I do to prevent him from biting or at least protect myself from being bitten? Does anyone else's horses turn into a fire breathing dragon in the winter? Lol. Thanks!

My horse bites!?
Bite him back. I realize this sounds crazy but I had a pony just like this, minus the seasonal issue, she used to grab playfully and until I had actually gotten fed up and bit her right on the nose shed never of stopped. This is a BAD BAD BAD habit as youve noticed so speak his language :) Give him a good bite on the nose - watch your nose though bc I can promise you he is going to flinch. And if you dont want to speak his language and bite him back, EVERY time he does it, swiftly and firmly smack him on the nose. He will learn quick. He will associate "negative" with what he is doing and he will stop. Be more firm thats all. Just be sure to warn people all the time for the time being to assure no one gets hurt. He isnt meaning to be mean Iam sure, but youve still got to take absolutle control of this situation.





Good Luck! :)





**Edit**


Yes, please dont lose a limb in the process hahaha Probably a good thing





**EDIT**


In a sense I really agree with Shrimpy (ps-nice name hahaha I like it) bc you need to learn how to estasblish your dominance with him. Check out some ground concepts by Parelli / Lyons. GREAT GREAT stuff. I know first hand.
Reply:The hot potato trick. I found it in a Walter Farley book and it really works. A horse can not stand to have its mouth burned. It cures bitting , but I would seek the advice of a professional horse trainer or your local equine vet.
Reply:Head straight for (I prefer) Join Up or Parelli and establish his place in the herd with relation to humans and particularly you. You'll both learn a good many things and you're relationship will change from the start.





I personally would not bite back, slap, hit or anything similar as it's feeding response and attention. But completely each to their own. One of the problems with the hot potato or biting back approaches is that whether you agree or disagree, you HAVE to time them at the EXACT moment that the horse bites, and if you miss you could end up with real strife when it doesn't associate the pain with the biting.





Back to the previous, doing this while he's young will make your life sooo much easier in the future and prevent many many other problems that could arise if his nature doesn't get passed through!





Good luck :-)
Reply:Then I'd make sure the horse "nipped" on something uncomfortable...like a jalepeno, or a slice of lemon. I've even covered lead ropes, bucket handles, and other things in tabasco sauce.





If your shirt is grabbed, you can quickly rub the lemon slice through his lips, and on his gums. Saying "no" at the same time. Hopefully, he will connect the bitter taste and "no" with putting his mouth on you.





I'd definitely retaliate EVERY time he did that.





EDIT: Momma wolf...wasn't that "Black Gold?"





EDIT #2...Has anyone noticed that we get thumbed down on discipine? *GASP!* No wonder horses are getting dumped and sold because "they" are "unmanageable." Or because they hurt people. *sheesh!*...idiot trolls.
Reply:One cork, one pin,--put the pin or needle all the way into the cork (wine cork is good) leave 1/4" protrudeing, kep the cork in a pill bottle so you don't stick yourself and carry it with you in the horseyard, when your around the TB hold the cork, don't jab at him, but when he starts nudging or mouthing let him "accidently" hit that pin, guaranteed to work after 2-3 experiances of meeting the pin instead of getting to nip. Good luck---remember, whats crueler? some child losing a finger or him getting a little poke?
Reply:Are you spending enough time with him? that could be a main issue
Reply:You can put a goat in his stall to try and settle him down or get you some Cheyenne pepper from the store and when he come to bite you put on some food and give it to him after a few times with the pepper he will stop or you can whip him for a long time and he will stop it I hate to sound cruel but sometimes you have to do it but something has to be done
Reply:If he is not gelded - gelding him will help. If he is, here is what I did with my 5 year old gelding that is very mouthy. When he would bite I would grap his upper lip and pinch it, HARD. He didn't get any pleasure from biting and he doesn't do it so much anymore. Alternatively, I kept a stiff wirebrush handy and when I would know that he was going to bite, I allowed him to bite it instead of me. That helped to slow it down. I still keep on my toes around him and don't completely trust him yet but we're getting there.
Reply:Has he ALWAYS done this? 16 years old--is he stalled all the time? Regardless, it's winter. Does he have hay to eat all the time? If he isn't getting enough roughage in the winter--say you use a complete feed or similar--he might not have enough to do with his mouth. Esp since you say it goes away (for the most part, whatever that means) in the spring, esp if he has turn-out and access to grass in the warmer months. Playful, maybe, if he's locked up and bored. But I doubt it. If his grain ration is more than he needs for a 16 year old, stalled horse, excess energy can sure turn a horse nippy, too.





I'd certainly not recommend hitting, slapping, punching, or using needles and pins on him to stop it. #1, if he isn't getting enough roughage, give him more hay. #2, cut the grain back. WAY back.





#3, if he persists is biting and you have the space and savvy, back him up, fast and hard, if he takes a peck at you. If he nips while you're brushing him, you can let him run into your elbow or something metallic. I know one guy who wrapped a thin sheet of metal around his mid-section, the part of his anatomy the horse went for. He said the first time the horse clanged the metal with his teeth was the last time he tried. Don't know if that would really work or not.





#4 Another thing that tends to work on a mouthy horse is, when he makes a pass at you, take your hands and briskly, briskly! rub his muzzle. Just his muzzle. Sweet-talk him and get after his face, just the muzzle. At first he might think, good deal! but keep it up, keep rubbing, until he wants you to stop. Then keep it up about 10 seconds longer after he's cried Uncle. Every time he wants to put his mouth on you, briskly, briskly! rub his muzzle. It might take a few times, but after that, he'll think it really isn't worth nipping you for. When he turns his head away, pet his neck and go about your business.





This doesn't hurt the horse at all. He's probably wanting attention or food or both. Give him the attention, but not the kind he wants.





Oh, and suspend giving any kinds of treats by hand. He doesn't need them and it will certainly escalate the problem of nipping if he expects them.





Good luck!
Reply:grazing muzzle.....attatch to halter when he is in cross ties and stuff he will snap but won;t touch you!!!


if you keep a squidgy bottle of lemon juice and sqirt his nose when he goes for you.....doesn;t hurt them.....smells funny...feels and tastes funny too
Reply:I wouldn't give this horse hand treats. I have a gelding who used to be just like this. Are you working with him less in the winter? I found that my gelding was much less mouthy when I worked with him consistently and stimulated his brain as well as his body.
Reply:slap him across the soft part of his muzzle every time, if he's agressive you can be agressive. As for fixing it, HOT POTATOE. stick a potatoe in the microwave about a minute and "tempt" him to bite it (stick it under a shirt sleve and let him bite at you without knowing it's not you). It burns their gums, kinda like you biting into a hot potatoe, but biting horses are dangerous and call for drastic measures. They recover quickly and it doesn't make them head shy or any more passive or agressive.
Reply:My horse will do this during Winter but only if you are not paying attention to him.


Make sure that however you decide to deal with it you put up a nice big noticeable sign to warn people that the horse bites, if necessary put a grille up in the top door. I was advised to do this after mine reached out and bit the vet as he was examining another horse. ( Luckily I have an understanding vet although he did cast some doubts as to my horse's pedigree !)
Reply:OK this is going to sound really mean but it works like a charm.....we have 8 saddlebreds and 4 of them were babies when we bought them and you know babies they like to nibble and they don't do it to be mean and we tried everything and eventually they realize that they can get away with it and they WILL start using it against you...deck him right in his kisser i know it sounds mean but it wont hurt him as much as you think....that's what their parents do they either bite them back or kick them....it will show your horse **** that hurts and that your the dominant one!!! trust me try it it works
Reply:Don't be afraid to punish him. After all, if he bit the boss horse in his herd, he'd be bitten and kicked back. I don't care if I get a thumbs down because its true.


I know he's probably bored from being inside in the winter, but its still no excuse for biting, perhaps he needs more exercise or free time in a paddock.
Reply:What I learned to do is when your horse nips you stomp your foot hard a loudly on the ground and make a loud Game buzzer noise or screech "EEEEE!" noise.





Horses have sensative ears so they will not want to do it again. In a heard, this is what would happen and the horse may bite back as well, or kick.





You don't want your horse to fear you though, you want to teach it that biting is not acceptable and as your the master or the herd, he must listen to you. Not fear, listen.





Smacking your horse on the nose or biting him will not make him too happy.
Reply:bite him back.... or as suggested make biting a nasty expereince for him, unless he likes the taste of tabasco sauce
Reply:biting is a real serious problem..I love all animals but some things just should not be tolerated when my colt started this one day he thought he was gonna be sneaky and nip I caught him out of the corner of my eye and my instinct was to deck him closed fist right in his mouth he never tried to bite again and me weighing only 120 at the time did no hurt to him they don't care if you put pepper on stuff or give him a lemon sounds like he might enjoy all the extra attention and would probably ask for more lemon and pepper that is...this same colt I bought buckets of no bite for my barn areas and it has cayenne mixed in it he loved it more....
Reply:Could he be looking for extra food or treats? Would an apple or other treat distract him from biting? Good luck, I've never had that happen.
Reply:Well, every time it tries to bite you, punish it. Id go with a kick to the face or the genitals, that should teach it quickly lol. You couldnt put it over your knee for a spanking lol.


Maybe it's hitting puberty.


But seriously, make sure you punish it properly.
Reply:what u do is get a race whip and when he bite whip him or get a mosle look for some stuff on http://www.craigslist.org/

peacock plant

Can somebody translate this song (to british english) for me, please?

Yuh don't know seh di devil strong


if yuh follow di devil yuh mus guh wrong


weh dem seh...


Satan strong, strong, strong, strong


Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


man mi feel like fi guh check a madda ooman y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


Me and a gal siddung a...yuh know


talk about love a making it and all a...yuh know


touch up her neck mek shi a shiver and a...yuh know


when mi...ooh baby two time shi jus...yuh know


wet up herself mi haffi carry her guh a...yuh know


fling on a condom after dat anadda...


mi guh suh bim and guh suh bam


shi guh suh pim and guh suh pram


when mi hear from di shout di gal bang and a seh dat a I man y'nuh


innocently weh nuh lef mi trojan y'nuh


man a me shi waan come dash jacket pon y'nuh


true shi waan di pickney fi name Wellington y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


look like mi haffi guh check a madda ooman y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan...tip toe guh hide behind a drum pan y'nuh


hear two bredda dem a discuss I man y'nuh


one a dem seh Professa Nuts a jing bag y'nuh


washy dj dat soon dead and done y'nuh


Satan me a fear dem seh yuh aguh live long y'nuh


jus a tell mi friend seh you a my number one y'nuh


when dem done a beg mi a guiness and a dragon y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan Strong y'nuh


Two dolla mi have and summady tief one y'nuh


mosquito bite mi tire puncture mi van y'nuh


meet a gal pon phone and guh check her a King Kong y'nuh


meet anodda one but a deh suh it jam y'nuh


skin out and a seh it taste betta dan ham y'nuh


touch and seh 'baby love, look how mi tan y'nuh


di reason why mi maaga suh a true mi nuh nyam y'nuh'


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh

Can somebody translate this song (to british english) for me, please?
a couple of samples





if yuh follow di devil yuh mus guh wrong - if you follow the devil you will certainly go wrong


(mus = must)





Satan strong y'nuh - Satan is strong, you know
Reply:No, sorry!
Reply:This seams like a caribbean form of speaking english I've heard. Yuh is you,


inna is in di is the


mussi is must be


dats is that's


gallong is go along


y'nuh is you know


pon is upon





Basically this is spelled phonetically the way they say the words. Some of the words are colloquilisms local to the area. Try saying the words out loud and slowly.
Reply:Whoa! That is one long song mate! Can't help you there. Sorry.
Reply:You don't want much for 2 points do you?
Reply:There's a girl who is very understanding whom the interpreter is addressing. It's a kind of young fat guy rebelling because everything goes wrong in his attempts and turns out to stand against his expectations.


Do you think what I eat is weird?

what are your thoughts on this list of foods I eat? be honest!


--i eat this on regular bases--


Enjoy:





octopus


fresh ginger


Garden tea (I pick my own herbs)


Some rotton eggs my mom is about to use (I love rotton egg!)


Chicken Dumplings with Pig "Parts"


Sashimi (*raw fish)


Raw Eel Salad


Raw squid


Calamari


sticky rice with mango


some vietnamese eggs my friends gave me


Cali Drink


Pickled Plums


Rice Balls %26amp; Pickles


Cucumber, avacado, melon milkshake


Egg rolls (filled with bean sprouts, squid, shrimp, and leftover kimchee)


Kimchee from my Mama Moi


Korean BBQ tofu


Dried-fried Wantan noodles


Rice Noodles


Rice flower candy


Botan Rice Candy


Spoiled milk for our upcoming dishes and a special milkshake


Wasabi


Green Tea


House Tea (made with bamboo, ginger, wasabi, and secret ingrediant)


Instant Bake fried rice cake (Like a fried rice loaf)


Ginger Infused Bread


Secret Sauces


Yarale Tokyo Mix Rice Crackers


Tempura


Bean sprout soup


Dragon Tea


Ginger Roots (a special side dish of my family’s)


Teriyaki Salmon


Salmon %26amp; Tuna rice balls


Shrimp Snacks (chips*)


Fish skin (my favorite is Salmon!)


Fish heads (including eyes)


Rice flower milk


Sake


Wined-down sausage (aka pig parts*)


Curry Noodles





--and a bunch of other asian dishes





I’m an Asian living around other types of Asians, so I get a mix of stuff... I am Japanese with some Hmong descendent. And just remember, if I respect America’s taste, please respect mine. But now is the time for you to tell ur honest opinion. Speak it out! Thanks for sharing your true thoughts~

Do you think what I eat is weird?
I really like these foods . I am Japanese and I eat with Chinese friends, Filipinos, Vietnamese, Cambodians and Koreans too. I make my own special kim chee. My neighbor is good for fish sauce. My Mom's specialty is rice dishes, shrimp, scallops, and sushi. My sister is great in Thai cooking and India dishes. I wish I could eat with you sometime! Tonight we are having some Green Tea Cookies and Red Bean Ice Cream. I wish you could have some too! Best of luck to you!!
Reply:to each their own..... lol
Reply:Yummy! :^ )
Reply:just a little weird but I woud eat it, plus I do eat raw eggs and they are good, so is squid and sea food!
Reply:Not at all. I think it sounds delicious. I'm very hungry now and I feel like eating at Hibachi tomorrow night now! Thanks for the great idea!! :)
Reply:No! Not at all. I'm Asian too! Sounds good.
Reply:i wouldn't eat half the foods you just listed yukkkk








and dang...you put a lot of effort into this!!
Reply:I think it's weird that you took the time to list all of that...
Reply:Thats interesting....I hope you eat pickles
Reply:No Way.. I love to eat what you eat and you should never ever feel weird because of it and if people don't like it screw'em...
Reply:Wow. It sounds weird but most of it sounds pretty good.
Reply:I cant even read ur list its making me feel sick.
Reply:Well to be honest I wouldn't eat about 85% of the things you named but I don't think it's weird, I just think we have different taste in foods.
Reply:If you like it go for it.


Just don't invite me to join you for lunch.
Reply:Not weird at all its just different from what we normally eat in America. In Mexico people eat weird stuff too.
Reply:The majority of them just sound weird to me, but a few sound good.
Reply:Sorry, but it is kind of odd that you eat this food, but odd isn't always bad! Odd can just mean that you have interesting culture that can prove to be interesting. Realistically, if everybody was the same, then life would be boring, and its people like you that make things interesting, and enhance our world.
Reply:It should not matter what we think, as long as you like what you eat.


I like some of them myself and some of them I have never heard of.
Reply:Looks like a lot of stuff my parents been feeding me...lol


Any idiots who are repulsed by this are just ignorant of people's culture.
Reply:I like some of the stuff you eat like, Shrimp snacks, Tempura, Curry Noodles, Tea, Rice Noodles and Salmon but I don't think I would like Fish heads and skin.
Reply:i only read 1/4 of your list, and yes, it's weird ^_^
Reply:some of it, but not all.
Reply:Its not weird just interesting
Reply:The only thing I found was Pickled Plums, never Had them but everything else O.K.!!!!
Reply:To make an intentional pun , de gustibus nihil disputandem (Latin: don't queston differerent folks' tastes). Or, in plain English, different strokes for different folks. Enjoy.
Reply:Good for you.... you are one healthy person... I wouldn't be able to stomach half the stuff on your list...
Reply:To me it sounds very disgusting but if that is what you like then enjoy it I can't tell you what you like just like you can't tell me what I like I have Cambodian friends and they eat some weird things but I don't judge them on/for it. It is up to you what you eat not me.......
Reply:Well, you are what you eat....do you have 8 arms?
Reply:Yea some of it's a little weird.
Reply:Do you think it's weird? It sounds to me like you feel weird and are uncomfortable and angry about it. You want us to prove you wrong, or else let you feel vindicated by our ignorance.





Pick your battles. Your food sounds healthy and fine.
Reply:you're lying. Yuen is not a Japanese name


Question about BEOWULF movie?

just saw Beowulf over the weekend and I'm totally confused. Both Beowulf and the former King (both of who are human) had sex with the demon queen. So why did the former King's son, Grendel, look all freaky and gross and act crazy, but Beowulf's son looked like a normal, attractive human man, aside from his golden skin?





Neither Beowulf's son nor Grendel's mother had sensitive ears like Grendel. When Beowulf's son was in dragon mode, he was angry, but totally sane.





Also, why did Angelina Jolie's character want to mate with Beowulf if she was so upset that he had killed Grendel?

Question about BEOWULF movie?
Why are you worrying what her sons look like??


Those are just variations so the movie doesnt look boring! xD


Cos this Beowulf movie is based on an old Anglo-Saxon poem and if m not mistaken the poem doesnt mention how either of Grendel's mother's sons look like..





And why did Grendel's mother want to mate with Beowulf?


If she just killed him what's so kool about that?


The sweetest revenge is to make him suffer. Beowulf fell for those beautiful promises and for the exchange of that, he got the curse..


I dont remember her exact words but as she said, "you took my son, you give me a son..". "give me a son and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived.." then he did gave her a son, he got the wealth and kingdom, but he lived in misery and in the end he was killed by his own..'son'.. sweet revenge huh





but aside of that, even if Beowulf didnt kill Grendel, The Mother's gonna still make him suffer. It's like she wanna torture ALL of the Kings. I mean check out Wiglaf, he never did anything to her but at the end of the movie she was still going to seduce the new King..
Reply:i have no idea they just screwed up the whole movie...
Reply:I just saw it today. I can't compare the movie to the book because I've never read the book. But I have the same questions as you. But I would guess that Grendel looks that way because he keeps coming back and gets attacked by those village people. As for his sensitive ears, I don't know. Anyways, what's up with the ending of the movie? Are you supposed to take it however we want to? Does the new king (Beowulf's friend) sleep with the demon queen and history repeats itself?


Damien SON=last born 7 :O my dad is the 7th son also.... I am called?

I was born in 1977 the year of the OMEN 'fire dragon' my birthday is the 6/6/77 I had my 30th on 6/6/06 at 12 I was dead from fire burns to my skin I was reborn and suffered schizophrenia until 30 since 18, I have fully recovered but used to like death metal and thought Morbid Angel were causing damage as were Obituary. I have never worshipped Satan ( Although all my elders are Masons of the highest order. Should I become one or not? and would they let me in? I live v near Plymouth Lodge.

Damien SON=last born 7 :O my dad is the 7th son also.... I am called?
All of that has nothing to do with Freemasonry. We are not a religion, and are not Satanists. I am a Christian and a Freemason. There are other members of my lodge who are Muslim and Jewish. None of that matters, as long as you believe in a higher power. However, my personal opinion is that satan worshipers are very misguided.





If your family members were Masons, then they were certainly not Satanists. It seems like you are very misguided as to what our Fraternity is about. Please read some of my answers on here to find the truth, and remember that when hearing all of these crazy mystical conspiracy theories about Masons, the funny thing is that they are all put forth by non-masons.





As a side note, for the person who spoke of Alber Pike's "Morals and Dogma" as being the "Masonic Bible", that is nonsense. I am a very active Mason, and have no interest in that book. Albert Pike was one man, who decided to write a book about Masonry, and many Masons disagree with him. In fact, I think the guy had a serious problem with Christianity, and that is where a lot of his opinions come from. His book is NOT accepted as gospel. There is only one Gospel in my eyes, and it certainly isn't written by Albert Pike.





If you have any other questions about Freemasonry, feel free to contact me.
Reply:What the? Your question is all over the place. What are you called? Should you become a Mason? Would they let you? Hmmm....no.
Reply:In 'morals and dogma' the masonic bible written by albert Pike, it stated right in there(I'm not sure what page) that lucifer is the light bearer and the god of masonry! That's all you need to know to not join the masons!
Reply:I knew a guy born 6/6/66 who claimed to eat a burger with cyanide on it and survived. Do you think he was the anti-Christ?
Reply:who the hell?????? are you to tell someone NO!!!!!!! how dare you FEMME FATAL,!!!And to talk to an Oxford 'Old Boy' talk to let alone any older individual with so much utter disregard for any decent moral or indeed the question. "u r d watts!'

pink

Help with analysis of this sonnet "First Poem for You" by Kim Addonizio?

Quick analysis help? What I see so far is that this is a woman who is scared to show her love outright, so she does it in the dark. I KNOW I am missing stuff. But can't seem to delve much further into it. Been on a weird poetry kick lately.I'd just like to make sure I am getting all the author is saying.


Thanks much for your help!!





"First Poem for You"


I like to touch your tattoos in complete


darkness, when I can’t see them. I’m sure of


where they are, know by heart the neat


lines of lightning pulsing just above


your nipple, can find, as if by instinct, the blue


swirls of water on your shoulder where a serpent


twists, facing a dragon. When I pull you


to me, taking you until we’re spent


and quiet on the sheets, I love to kiss


the pictures in your skin. They’ll last until


you’re seared to ashes; whatever persists


or turns to pain between us, they will still


be there. Such permanence is terrifying.


So I touch them in the dark; but touch them, trying

Help with analysis of this sonnet "First Poem for You" by Kim Addonizio?
I'm not sure if she is really scared to show her love outright, because in the dark or not she is still showing it. I think in a way this poem tells how the author is unsure of the permanence between them. The fact that she is in the dark could signify that she is confused, possibly about their relationship. She seems glad to know that the tatoos will last until death but scared to see if their relationship will eventually become filled with pain and bitterness instead of the 'love' she is feeling now for him. Because it is so terrifying as she mentions she wants to shy away from loving him but she tries regardless of the outcome. The tatoos seem to be easier and less terrifing than the man, for they will never change but his love for her could, either for better or worse. Another thing I noticed is that there is no period to finish the sentence (unless it was just a typo, lol) which could signify no end, but it leaves us hanging making us feel as if the poem is incomplete. I dont know if any of this makes sense, or is even correct however it is my interpretation maybe it will help you! Good Luck!!


Black spots on Beardie?

Two year old male Inland Australian Bearded Dragon. He's got little black spots (seems indivual scales are colouring) on the side of his head, between the eye and mouthline, and under his back legs.


it seems to run in a line. he is also got dull scales on his nose and lower jaw. almost like its unshed skin that doesnt come loose.


is this just part of normal colouring, or is it some kind of parasitic infection that i should worry about.


if so, what course should i take from here?

Black spots on Beardie?
I don't think it anything to worry about especially since it's a male and it's this time of year (mating). his hormones are wild right now. parasites usually get under the scale and will irritate the skin and the beardie will act accordingly. if you are still concerned calm your fears and take him to the vet and get a wellness checkup it can't hurt. also take a picture of your setup (living area etc.) and write down any questions you can think of. let him know your setup temps humidity etc. and see if he can help you to improve in any way. I will bet your beardie is fine. to remove unshed skin around his toes etc. use a warm wet washcloth. along with a bath to loosen the unshed scales. you can remove unshed skin around the toes and under the neck area but avoid areas that should come off by itself easily. sometimes skin will look as if it should come right off but its still attached in one small area you peel it off premature and it can cause sores or infections. remember to keep his humidity between 20 and 30 percent this will help with shedding. here is a basic care sheet. I like it because the pictures of the femoral pores are large and easy to see.
Reply:Beardie's can change the coloring of their scales depending on temp, light exposure, and mood... so it doesn't sound like a parasite, external parasites show up usually in an 'open sore'.





if you're really worried about parasites, take him to a vet that HAS EXPERIENCE with reptiles. you can also take a fresh stool in for a fecal exam, that will let you know if he has parasites.





How long has it been since you have changed your uvb bulb? if the color is changed and staying that way your bulb might be 'burnt out'. they should be changed every year because the UVB does wear down and eventually stops emitting.





un-shedded skin looks like our peeling skin, if it's just dull in colour he might be approaching a shed, if he has shedded recently and there are pieces left you can usually remove them with tweezers, if it's not comming off easily you can soak him in warm watter for a bit then try. I usually just leave mine on, he get's it off eventually.


Help! I have some questions about chinese water dragons!?

What do chinese water dragons eat?


What is the humidity suppose to be?


How long will it take for there tail to grow back if it falls off?


Can they be in a 20gallon long?


Do they shed there skin?

Help! I have some questions about chinese water dragons!?
Food %26amp; Water


Chinese Water Dragons are omnivorous, but eat meat more often than not. The majority of their diet should consist of feeder insects. When young, small crickets and small pieces of vegatables should be offered every day. When older, larger insects (crickets, butterworms, waxworms, silkworms, etc.) and pinkie mice can be eaten, and they should be fed every second day. Make sure to dust the food with a vitamin supplement / calcium powder prior to feeding. All insects should be gut-loaded with nutritional foods.





As you can tell from their namesake, Chinese Water Dragons love water. They need water in their enclosure at all times. They will swim in it if there is enough water. The only problem in this is that the Dragons will consistently defecate in the water, and this needs to be cleaned everyday. It may easier to use a large pan filled with water. They will drink from the pan as well, but a daily misting and a drip system is also recommended.

















Lighting, Temperature %26amp; Humidity


You should keep the temperature during the day between 83 to 88 degrees F. There should be a basking spot reaching 90 degrees F. At night, the temperature should be between 75 to 80 degrees F. Keep the day light on a 12 hour cycle, and 14 during the colder months. You should keep the humidity in their enclosure around 80%. Do not let it reach above 85 to 90% under any circumstances, as high humidity may cause respiratory problems. Your Dragons will need full spectrum lighting. Having both UVA and UVB light will allow the Dragon to get the vitamins it needs.





Housing


A large enclosure is a must for dragons. The length of the tank should be at least twice the length of the dragon. Since they need water to swim, a glass aquarium is a good option. The top must be fully screen. You could easily provide a screen enclosure, but would have to make sure to supply enough water for the dragon. Screen enclosures also provide good ventilation to avoid stagnant air. If you are not using water on the bottom of the enclosure, potting soil, sand and peat moss are good substrates. You must provide large branches and other objects for the Water Dragons to climb and perch on.
Reply:Because Chinese water dragons is a life and death matter
Reply:They're omnivores, so they'll eat both insects as well as fruit and veggies. At least that's the way it's supposed to be, but a lot of them will only eat bugs and no fruit/veggies, which really isn't a big deal, just make sure that you're supplementing a couple times a week with a good multivitamin/mineral supplement.





They need reasonably high humidity, and a large clean water source at all times.





They will not drop their tails defensively like some lizards will. That means if it came off it was ripped off, and it will not grow back.





A baby can be housed in a 20 gallon long, but an adult will need a much larger enclosure, at least 2x3x4 (lxwxh) though bigger is better. They are arboreal so they need a tall enclosure with lots of stuff to climb on.





And yes they do shed their skin on a regular basis.
Reply:Chinese Water Dragons eat crickets, mealworms, and pinkies when they get older. The humidity should be around 80%. I wouldn't worry about how long it takes for the tail to grow back. I would be more concerned about not having it happen. They need a lot bigger inclosure then a 20 long they get 2-3 ft long and love to climb so be more concerned about the height not the length. All reptiles shed.


Where else can I have this tat done?

For the longest time i've been wanting to get tattood and I finally have an artist or 2 in mind but the thing is i've tried to get an appointment 4 times now and to no avail. The artist i've had in mind is Hannah from High Voltatge Tattoo aka LA INK and then also KAT i've submitted 2 for Kat and 2 for Hannah and i haven't heard back from the shop and I'm at the point where i think i should look for another artist. I definetly want one of the girls from LA INK to do it, my tat consist of my initials and DC also double meaning for my significant other and a dragon coming up from behind it holding it, protecting the initials with one claw holding onto my skin and it looking fierce. I want it big enough to show enough detail and get it all working out. I was thinking 12x12 or bigger if needed. This would go on my uppper back in the center. My question is anyone know any other QUALITY shops in the Los Angeles area that they highly reccommend??

Where else can I have this tat done?
TONS of great places to get tattoos in the LA area.


Here is a top ten list compiled by Marisa from Needled.com (great site, btw)


http://gridskipper.com/travel/los-angele...


check them out they are ALL absolutely Fan-Tas-Tic!
Reply:i dont really know about tattoo spots but i think there is nothing better to do than to take a walk down Hollywood Blvd. or Venice Beach and find something you like.
Reply:Try going to the shop instead of calling


If you think that much of their work...


Ask them for a reference...You can't be


an artist without knowing other artists.


What's the rush...Sometimes it's worth waiting for.
Reply:Chris Garver had a shop at one time in LA. I want to call it True Tattoo.














True Tattoo


1628 N Cahuenga Blvd


Los Angeles, CA 90028-6202


(323) 462-4745
Reply:don't get it, tattoos are for losers that need to mutilate themselves to be excepted.


Tattoo cover up question?

I have this fairly large tattoo on the underside of my forearm that I really don't like anymore, and I am sick of hiding it. There colors are mostly yellow with some black outlines. I wanna get possibly a koi fish or a dragon or a tiger over it.





Anyone know if this is possible?





I have very, very light skin and the tattoo is about 4 years old, if that helps.





And yes, I REALLY don't like the tattoo anymore

Tattoo cover up question?
what you're describing sounds totally coverable! the MOST important thing you can do when considering a coverup is research artists who do coverup tattoos. NOT ALL ARTISTS CAN DO THEM WELL!! it would really suck to have a coverup tattoo that looks worse than the original you know? take your time and be thorough and chose the best. be prepared to pay what it takes to do it right and GOOD LUCK!! i just got my coverup finished and i am so happy with it. yay!
Reply:Go get a consultation with a tattooist. They will be able to look at colour, lines etc. and come up with a suitable design, but I'm imagining it'd be very possible :)
Reply:It should be possible, but if color is desired they will probably have to be dark, or maybe only black will work.
Reply:If you get the right tattoo artist its possible. with the light tones on the tattoo its seems that it could work out in ur best interests. then there is always laser removel, if all else fails.
Reply:Go talk to the artists near you and ask them. Also ask them what will cover it. Depending on the size and shape and how dark the existing tattoo is will decide the outcome.





If one artist can do it go see another. Dont take the first no you get, there are many artists that are great flash or custom artists but few that are GREAT cover up artists!!!


Be paitent and look at their portfolios and ask questions!


Euphemisms for Masterbation. Male, some these are funny for Mature ONLY?

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;





Life is freaking sexually transmitted! I posted the Female already now here's male!





A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.





A


Abusing the usual suspect


Angry fist action


Answer the bone-a-phone


Assault on a friendly weapon





B


Backstroke roulette


Baiting your hook


Ball off


Batting practice


Bash the bishop


Bash the candle


Beat off


Beat your hog


Beating the bait


Beating the bishop


Beating the dummy


Beating the snake


Beating the stick


Beating your meat


Being your own best friend


Belt your hog


Blanket drill, The


Bleed the lizard


Bleed the weed


Blessing the alter boy


Blow Your load


Bludgeon the beefsteak


Bop the baloney


Bop the boa


Bop the hog


Boppin' your bologna


Box the Jesuit


Boxing the clown


Buckin' it


Buffing the banana


Buffing the wood


Burping the worm


Bust a nut


Butter your corn





C


Cajun clown f@cking


Calling down for more mayo


Calling genie


Cast off


Chafing the weasel


Changing your oil


Charm the cobra


Chicken milking


Choking Charlie 'till he throws up


Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come


Choke Kojak


Choke the bishop


Choke the chicken


Cleaning out the rope


Cleaning the pipes


Cleaning the rifle


Clubbing Eddy


Clubbing the dolphin


Coax the cajones


Coming to grips with yourself


Couch hockey for one


Cough your filthy yogurt


Cracking one off


Cracking the fat


Crank the Shank


Cranking


Creaming the banana


Crown the king


Cuff the carrot


Cuff the governor


Cuffing the puppy





D


Date Rosey Palm and her five daughters


Dating Miss Michigan


Detoxifying the puppy


Devil's handshake


Diddle yourself


Dishonorable discharge


Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump


Dong flogging


Doodle your noodle


Drain the dragon


Drain the monster


Drain the vein


Drip the pickle


Drop off a load


Drubbing the dolphin





E


Eberting Siskel





F


Fapping


Fertilizing the Lawn


Fetch the bagel dog


Fiddle the ferret


Fight your turkey


Firm your worm


Fist f@ck


Fist kabobing


Fist your mister


Five against one


Five finger knuckle shuffle


Five knuckle olympics


Flog yourself


Flogging the bishop


Flogging the dolphin


Flogging your dong


Flogging your log


Flong your dong


Flute solo


Flying a kite


Fondle the fig


Freeing the willies


Friction therapy


Frig yourself


Frigging the love muscle


F@ck Mary Fist





G


Gallop the antelope


Get a hold of yourself


Get your nuts off


Getting in touch with your manhood


Getting in touch with yourself


Getting to know yourself


Getting your caps peeled


Gherkin jerkin'


Giving it a tug


Giving oneself a "low-five"


Giving the John Hancock


Grease the pipe


Greasing your bone


Grip your dip


Grooming your junior





H


Hack the hog


Ham shank


Hand dancing


Hand jive


Hand job


Handle yourself


Hands on training


Hand to gland combat


Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior


Hand work


Having a pull


Having a roy


Have it off


Have one off the wrist


Heating up the hot dog


Hitchhike under the big top


Hitching to Heaven


Hit the ham


Holding all the cards


Holding your sausage hostage


Hone your bone


Hump your fist


Hump your hose


Humpin' air





I


Interrogating the witness


Ironing some wrinkles





J


Jack hammer


Jack off


Jackin'


Jackin' the beanstalk


Jag off


Jazz yourself


Jerk off


Jerk the gherkin


Jerk the Johnson


Jibbin'


Jiggle the jewelry


Jimmying your Joey


Juggling the javelin





K


Keep the census down


Kick one out


Killing kittens


Killing the beast


Knock the top off


Knuckle shuffle





L


Launching the hand shuttle


Leakin' the main drain


Living by the fat of the hand


Lizard milking


Loping your mule


Lynching the one-eyed monster





M


Makin' gravy for the biscuit


Making the bald guy puke


Making nut butter


Making yogurt


Mangle the midget


Manipulate the mango


Manual exercise


Manual override


Manual pollution


Masonic secret self handshake


Massage the muscle


Massage the purple-headed warrior


Menage a moi


Milking the bull


Milking the lizard


Milking the monkey


Milkywaying


Molding hot plastic


Muscling up





N


Nerk your throbber





O


Oil the glove


Oiling the pogo stick


Onanism


One handed clapping


One handed humpty hump love pump, The


One handed rodeo, The


One-legged race, The


One man show


One man tug-o-war


One man wrestling


One man's game





P


Pack your palm


Paddle the pickle


Paint the pickle


Paint the walls


Pat the Robertson


Peel the banana


Peel the carrot


Peter beater


Petting the dog


Playing with D*ck


Playing with Susie Palm and her five friends


Playing with the noodle


Play pocket pool


Play the organ


Play the pisser


Play the p*ss pipe


Play the skin flute


Play the stand-up organ


Playing with the snake


Playing your instrument


Play with yourself


Plunk your twanger


Pocket pinball


Pocket pool


Pokin' the palm


Polish the bishop


Polish the chrome dome


Polish the helmet


Polish the rocket


Polish the sword


Polish your bayonet


Polish your helmet


Polish your piece


Polishing the banister


Polishing the cue stick


Popping the porpoise


Pound off


Pound your flounder


Pound your p*ss pump


Pound your pomegranate


Pounding your pud


Preemptive infanticide


Private arm exercise


Prod the peepee


Promoting carpal-tunnel syndrome


Pudwhacking


Pud wrestling


Pull the root


Pull off


Pull your pud


Pull your pudding


Pull yourself off


Pulling the goalie


Pulling the p*ss pump


Pulling the pole


Pulling the pope


Pulling the pud


Pulling the taffy


Pulling the wire


Pulling your pickle


Pump your pickle


Pumping for pleasure


Pumping for power


Pumping the python


Pumping your gas at self-service island


Punchin' the clown


Punchin' the munchkin


Punishing Percy


Punishing the bishop


Punishing the priest


Punishing the Evil Merchant





Q


[none]





R


Ram the ham


Releasing the hostages


Ricky boxing


Ride the great white knuckler


Ringing the bell


Rolling the fleshy blunt


Roman helmet rhumba


Ropin' the long horn


Rope the pony


Roughing up the suspect


Rounding up the tadpoles


Rub off


Rub one out


Rub the unicorn's horn


Rubbing Peter to pay Paula


Run off a batch





S


Saluting the general


Sanding the main mast


Shaking hands with the unemployed


Shlackin' the glacknoid


Scraping the carrot


Scratching the itch


Seasoning your meat


Self-love


Sending out the troops


Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand


Sex with your best friend


Shag off


Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln


Shaking hands with shorty


Shaking hands with the governor


Shaking hands with the unemployed


Shake the snake


Shaking the tree


Shifting gears


Shine your pole


Shining the helmet


Shining the torpedo


Shooting enemies


Shooting practice


Shooting putty at the moon


Shooting Sherman


Shooting without scoring


Shower spank


Shucking Bubba


Shucking the corn


Simple infanticide


Slam the hammer


Slammin' the salami


Slappin' pappy


Slapping the clown


Slapping Uncle Willy


Slap boxing the one-eyed champ


Slap my happy sacs


Slap the salami


Slapping the cyclops


Slapping your chub


Slinging jelly


Sloppy Joe's last stand


Sloppy sign language


Smacking the snake


Smite the dragon


Snap the monkey


Snap the whip


Snapping your carrot


Solitary sin, The


Spank the frank


Spank your monkey


Spear chucking


Spit-shine the purple helmet


Splurtin' the spladder bladder


Spreading the mayo


Spunk the monk


Squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie


Squeeze the lemon


Squeezing the tube of toothpaste


Squeezing the burrito


Stall clapping


Stir the soup


Strangling the snake


Strangling the Wonka


Stroke off


Stroke the stallion


Stroke your poke


Stroking it


Stroking your goat


Stroke your poker





T


Tadpole rodeo, The


Taking a core sample


Taking a shake break


Taking advantage of yourself


Taking Herman to the circus


Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction


Tame the wild hog


Taming of the shrew, The


Tap the turkey


Tease one out


Tease the python


Tease the weasel


Tenderize the meat


Tethering the blimp


The erky jerk


The sticky page rhumba


Threading a needle


Throttle the bottle


Throw off a catch


Throwin' down


Thump the pump


Tickle the Elmo


Tickle the pickle


Tickle your goodfoot


Toss off


Toss the boss


Toss the midget


Toss the turkey


Touch off a batch of orphans


Tugging the tapioca tube


Tugging the tubesteak


Tug of war with cyclops


Tuning the antenna


Turning on the ivory faucet


Tussle with your muscle


Twang your wire


Tweek





U


Uncorking the champagne


Unwrapping the pepperoni





V


Varnishing the cane


Vinegar stroke





W


Wailing


Waking up your bro


Walking the dog


Walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm


Wang whacking


W#nk(ing)


W#nk the Willy Wonka


Wanking the crank


Waxing the dolphin


Wax your Jackson


Wax your weasel


Wax your Willy


Whack the bag


Whack off


Whack your tack


Whacking the weed


Whapping your wang


Whip the cummy


Whip your cripper


Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel


Whipping the pony


Whipping the window washer


Whipping up a batch


White water wristing


Whizzin' J*zz


Wiggling your worm


Willy tickle


Winding the Jack In The Box


Wing it


Wonk your conker


Work one out


Working a cramp out of your muscle


Working your willy


Wrestling Jimmy


Wrestling the bald-headed champ


Wrestling the bald-headed sumo


Wrestling the eel


Wring out your rope


Wring your thing


Wringing 'round the rosie


Wrist aerobics





X


[none]





Y


Yahtzee


Yank my doodle dandy


Yank off


Yank the yodel


Yank your crank


Yank your yam





Z


Zipper surfing





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Euphemisms for Masterbation. Male, some these are funny for Mature ONLY?
Whew!! Mercy! LOL. LOL. TMI. LOL.
Reply:SOTP, DO NOT WANT!!! and TL;DR kthx. Report It

Reply:Dude, you have way too much time on your hands, oh thats one too haha.
Reply:with all that wanking I'd bet he's got more than just time on his hands.
Reply:Too long just like my schlong!

night blooming cereus

Does anyone know the name of this horror book?

i picked up this horror book at the public library a couple years ago. i did not have much time to read it and barely started to read it by the time i had to return it. i really want to finish reading it now! i dont know the author and the only clue i can give you about the books name is that it had something to do with either a green dragon or dragon talisman. i also believe that it was a part of a series. the few pages that i did read were about a girl who was in an insane institute for supposibly burning her skin off. the setting was somewhere in the new englans area from what i remember. that is all i can tell you. I hope that someone has read this before. PLEASE HELP!

Does anyone know the name of this horror book?
I haven't heard of this kind of story. Go back to the library, tell the Librarian what you remember about the book. I have also went to retail bookstores, told the clerk what I was looking for and they generally find it for me.


Tattoo color and how much ink on a african american?

I want to get a tattoo of a Fairy Geisha with a Dragon fan. My question is that i want the geisha to have a white face and the dragon to be yellow and the wings to be rainbow and the kimono to be red. that is alot of color is it possible to get that with my skin tone the way it is. i am a caramel color not really dark.

Tattoo color and how much ink on a african american?
I'm like you. I'm an African American caramel color with red undertone and I wanted bright colorful tattoos. It's possible.





Make sure you find the right artist and talk to them. Get their input on what they think. Do research. Lots. When you find the right one, make your appointment and get ready! Lol.





I planned my tattoos out for almost two years and fished for artists all over Atlanta who I thought would be best and in the end all my tattoos have come out great. Not dull at all.
Reply:It should be possible. GO into the tattoo shop and ask the artist what they think
Reply:DON'T DO IT!!!!!!





The tattoo you want has too much color for dark skin, especially caramel and up. Tattoos containing white, yellow, blue, red, etc. looks best on fair skin (white skin). People of a darker hue - light mocha, mocha, caramel, cinnamon, chocolate deluxe, etc., should use dark ink and shading for their tattoos, otherwise you would be stuck with a crappy tat for the rest of your life.


What do you think this poem means?

The Dragon of truth sleeping





See him on the land of men





See him on the skies of truth





Only sky will cry over the land





Only the Dragon is sleeping above every hand





His eyes full of oceans





His ankles kissing the chains





His tongue is within the cages





Spears of death in his skin





A shining star on his eye





Crying out loud for the sky





Chain was not ashamed of himself?





But feared the light of true self!





Who were raised day by day!





Freedom, yelling tongue in the cage





but no one hears him, only the pages

What do you think this poem means?
I think it talks about a nation who could not recognize his power but they others can see him and it's really a great poem pleas tell us the author.
Reply:its powerfull as hell
Reply:Same as first person. Where did you get it?
Reply:I would love to know where you got this poem. I tried to google it and guess what I got. Your question. lol! It is pretty darn powerful.
Reply:Who wrote it?


It seems a bit disjointed... the extended metaphor gets jumbled and i dont think its done well... is it by a published poet... a good one??





Its full of trigger words that make it jerky and emotional but in terms of form, the rhymes seem forced, dragon of truth in skies for truth seems dumb.. ankles kissing chains is a silly image... i cant take it seriously and the meter most lines are prose at best... the cliches are hitting me over the head...





It doesnt mean anything... its trying too hard to be profound.. and to be a poem for that matter... it screems l"ook at me im a poem!!"





OH Noooooo Please tell me this isnt a poet i respect... :(
Reply:Sounds like an anaolgy to Jesus


Rate my Team for Pokemon Peal?

Not quite my team yet, but this is what I'm wanting to put together.


About 1/2 there.


Rate and let me know if I should change anything.





1. Garchomp


Dragon/Ground


Ability: Sand Veil


Nature: Adamant (Spec Att v Att ^)


Item: Smooth rock


Dragon Claw


Earthquake


Crunch


Sandstorm





2. Charizard


Fire/Flying


Ability: Blaze


Nature: Adamant (Spec Att v Att ^)


Item: Leftovers


Flare Blitz


Wing Attack


Earthquake


Iron Tail





3. Walrein


Water/Ice


Ability: Ice body


Nature: Jolly (Spec def ^ Spec att v)


Item: Icy Rock


Hail


Ice ball


Rest


Snore





4. Spiritomb


Ghost/Dark


Ability: Pressure


Nature: Modest (Spec Att ^ Att v)


Item: Quick Claw


Hypnosis


Dream Eater


Faint Attack


Shadow Ball





5. Mewtwo


Psychic


Ability: Pressure


Nature: Calm (Spec Def ^ Att v)


Psychic


Thunderboalt


Energyball


Aura Sphere





6. Toxicroak


Poison/Fighting


Ability: Dry Skin


Nature: Adamant (Spec Att v Att ^)


Item: Black Sludge


Sunny Day


Revenge


Poison Jab


X-Scissor

Rate my Team for Pokemon Peal?
Aww mewtwo ruins it for me. I personally don't like any legendaries on a team, but whatever suits you.





Garchomp typically shouldn't be forced to set up its own sandstorm. As a physical sweeper, it's job should be to hit hard and hit fast. A turn setting up is usually a turn wasted when it comes to Garchomp. The best to set up a sandstorm would be to use a Tyrannitar or a Hippowdon, since both of those initiate infinite sandstorms. Other than that, it's fine.





Charizard looks interesting. I've never used or even seen a physical attacker Charizard. I'd say the special movepool is a bit better, but physical could work, especially against people who are expecting a special Charizard. Good luck getting it to work.





I see what you're trying to do with Walrein, but I don't really think it can work. Ice ball is a great attack, but I'd expect you'd be using rest quite often to try to keep Walrein alive, which would interrupt ice ball damage, making it less useful. Also, a jolly nature provides a modest speed boost, and since Walrein is a slow pokemon anyways, I don't think it's worth it for it to be slightly faster but weaker offensively. It definitely looks interesting, but like that Charizard, good luck getting it to work.





I don't understand why you have faint attack for Spiritomb, especially with a modest nature. Dark pulse is a far superior attack, and it's special to complement the modest nature. Replace faint attack with dark pulse, and Spiritomb looks fine.





Mewtwo is fine. Uber pokemon don't take too much strategy, so I won't go into any detail.





Toxicroak looks good as well, though here is a pokemon where you might consider a jolly nature. A speed boost on a base 85 spd stat would put Toxicroak above a number of pokemon if they aren't running speed natures. Even without adamant, Toxicroak's attack is nothing to be laughed at. Again, the sunny day thing might not work too well, since sweepers don't do set-ups very well. The rest of your moves look fine though, and Toxicroak looks like one of the better pokemon on your team for sure.
Reply:its ok i think you should add froslass though but teams dont really matter what matters is how you play with the pokemon so best of luck!
Reply:This would be a really good team. on a scale of 1-10, this is a 8.5.





You found a way to use every type in only 6 Pokemon. There is no electric Pokemon, but you have Mewtwo that can learn Thunderbolt. Then you have no steel Pokemon, but a Charizard with Iron Tail is a good idea to protect it from Rock types.


It is pretty good that no Normal Pokemon are in it, since most Pokemon (except Wigglytuff, Blissey, and Purugly) have not much defense at all. However as for normal moves, Walrein's Rest is a good idea for healing itself, yet this would prevent Walrein from attacking. Since you also have Snore to make Walrein attack while asleep,.this makes it better.





The downsides are Spiritomb's Faint attack. I would replace it with Dark Pulse, It's more effective. Also Toxicroak's Sunny Day should be replaced with Sludge Bomb and Charizard's Wing attack should be replaced with Aerial Ace (unlike Wing attack, which accuracy can be reduced, Aerial Ace will not miss at all).





Some Pokemon are not in the game, so here is a way to get the ones you want that is not in Pokemon Pearl and ones who are in the game.





Charizard and Mewtwo you would have to get from Pokemon Fire Red or Leaf Green and Migrate it into Pal Park.





Walrein can be caught as Sealeo in Pokemon Pearl with using Surf on Route 226 and 230.





Garchomp can be caught in Wayward cave as Gible, the earliest stage of Garchomp.





Toxicroak is caught in the Safari Zone, but it is a rare find. Even it's first stage Croagunk, is also hard to find in the Safari Zone.





Spiritomb is tricky. What you do is get the Old Keystone, then you will also have to talk to 32 people in the Sinnoh Underground, which requires a explorer kit.
Reply:I am very impressed with your team it has both strong attack and defence I like how you have got spiritomb in your team. I have one in my team and it's almost lv. 100 except instead of feint attack and shadow ball I have dark pulse and sucker punch. I also like your charizard and garchomp with their moves overall I give it an 8/10 you've got one of the best teams Ive seen

orchid cactus

Cool.. but weird... dream...?

I had a dream in which i was home, and i had as pets a small snake (just a little fatter than a spaghetti, and about 5 inches long, very very dark green, almost black) and a small... dragon. About the size of a tennis ball. I must admit i am a big Harry Potter fan (cause the dragon looked like the ones the kids take out from the bag before the first TriWizard Tournament Task in the 4th movie) but i haven't been thinking about the books or the movies in a very long time. Also, the weird part of the dream was the fact that i could actually feel the two creatures.. they were not cold and slimy, but warm and really soft, like puppy skin... i was playing with them on the floor, but then i took them out to the park to set them free, cause i felt bad they were pets, when they were supposed to be free. What do you think it means??

Cool.. but weird... dream...?
seems to me like you have recently let some things go in your life that you have previously been nurturing. you have realsied that it is time to let them go and that it is the right thing to do. seems like it might have been hard for you since these things to you felt 'warm and soft', but really they were a seprent and a dragon - not such good things to keep as pets- could be harmful to the health! - especially if you kept them any longer so they had time to grow larger.





encouraging dream!
Reply:I think this dream is about your personality. I mean, you're a fan of Harry Potter. Even if you don't think of it much it's still there in your memory. Dreams are sometimes the expression of your subconscious thoughts and desires. You could put a deeper meaning into this if you think there is one. There really isn't a sure way of knowing what your dreams mean. But nonetheless, just have fun dreaming!


Do yout thik this character I made up can kill SUPERMAN.?

His name is Keylon. He is a 100 year old vampire, but his body works differently. (1)A small portion of his blood cells turn to stem cells all the time half are stored in his body the rest are used to make him evolve (this is why he needs to drink blood once a week). The half that are stored can be used to regenerate his limbs and other body parts several times. (2) His brain is highly evolved meaning he has super strong telekinetic and telepathic abilities, he can make a telekinetic Shield, A telekinetic blast, lift huge objects with his mind. (3) He has super strenght and super speed but the interesting thing is he can add to those abilities through his telekinetic abilities to make himself 3 times stronger for 20 minutes. (something like dragon ball z Kaio Ken ability). (4) He has super human senses. (5) His skin as thick as tank armor (6) as long as one cell of him survives he will be back to normal in 1 min (7) He is a master of martial arts. (8) He also has super stamina.

Do yout thik this character I made up can kill SUPERMAN.?
y ya askin;? u no da answer is yes!
Reply:Superman can kick any vampire's a**.
Reply:Sorry, no one messes with Superman. Besides, Superman has been around longer than Keylon, and knows more tricks.
Reply:Your wierd.
Reply:Superman rules. (I can't believe I even answered this question). I need to get a life...............


Is this folk song old or modern? (Heretic Heart)?

"





I am a bold and a Pagan soul


A-ramblin' through this land


I judge the world by my own lights


And I come by my own hand


And if you ask me where I learned


To live so recklessly





My skin, my bones, my Heretic heart


Are my authority





My mother was a singer of tales


My father a dreaming man


And I have swung from the dragon's tongue


And danced on Holy Land


I've sung the seed up out of the ground


And the bird down from the tree





My skin, my bones, my Heretic heart


Are my authority





I once was found but now I'm gone


Away from the "Faithful Fold"


Of those who preach that holiness


Is to do as you are told


Though law and scripture, priest and prayer


Have all instructed me





My skin, my bones, my Heretic heart


Are my authority





Now they tell me Jesus loves me


But I think that he loves in vain


He must go unrequited


On me he has no claim

Is this folk song old or modern? (Heretic Heart)?
I don't know where it originated but I have it on here
Reply:I don't know about its age,but I like it!!
Reply:Sounds like something someone made up fairly recently...possibly to the tune of "Amazing Grace"?

palm

If your're looking for action replay codes for pokemon diamond i have the basics for you so here are the codes

Written by Nicholas on Oct-14-07 12:56am


Begin Game With Running Shoes


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Max Cash (Press L+R)


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1 Hit Kill (Press Select in Battle)


Note: This code only work with random encounter Pokemons, not against a trainer with several pokemons.


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Restore Health In Battle (Press START)


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EXP CODES:











Quick EXP Gain (Hold R at the End of a Battle)


This code will level up Pokemon quickly... if pokemon is level 40 or higher, you may want to use Super EXP Gain.


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Upgrade x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000890 03e700fc


d2000000 00000000











Shell Bell x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000890 03e700fd


d2000000 00000000











Sea Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e700fe


d2000000 00000000











Lax Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e700ff


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Lucky Punch x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000890 03e70100


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Fire Orb Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000890 03e7012a


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Water Drop Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Thunder Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Green Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Ice Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7012e


d2000000 00000000











Fist Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7012f


d2000000 00000000











Poison Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70130


d2000000 00000000











Great Land Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70131


d2000000 00000000











Blue Sky Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70132


d2000000 00000000











Mysterious Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e70133


d2000000 00000000











Larva Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Boulder Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Spirit Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e70136


d2000000 00000000











Dragon Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Long Face Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Iron Plate x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Earie Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Rock Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7013b


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Full Stomach Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7013c


d2000000 00000000











Small Wave Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e7013d


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Flower Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Lucky Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


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Clear Incense x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e70140


d2000000 00000000











Protector x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Electrobooster x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000890 03e70142


d2000000 00000000











Magmabooster x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Eerie Patch x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70144


d2000000 00000000











Spirit World Cloth x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70145


d2000000 00000000











Sharp Claw x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70146


d2000000 00000000











Sharp Fang x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70147


d2000000 00000000











Diamond Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70087


d2000000 00000000











Pearl Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70088


d2000000 00000000











Magnifying Glass x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70109


d2000000 00000000











Concentration Band x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7010a


d2000000 00000000











Wisdom Glasses x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7010b


d2000000 00000000











Expert Belt x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7010c


d2000000 00000000











Light Clay x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Life Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Powerful Herb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e7010f


d2000000 00000000











Toxic Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70110


d2000000 00000000











Flame Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70111


d2000000 00000000











Focus Strip x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70113


d2000000 00000000











Focus Lens x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70114


d2000000 00000000











Metronome x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70115


d2000000 00000000











Black Steel Orb x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70116


d2000000 00000000











Shining Tail x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


00000890 03e70117


d2000000 00000000











Red Thread x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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d2000000 00000000











Black Sludge x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Cold Rock x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Sandy Rock x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Hot Rock x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Wet Rock x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Scythe Rock x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Adherence Scarf x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Hooked Spikes x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Beautiful Skin x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Large Root x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Adherence Glasses x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Rec Items Bag Slot 1 (Press L+R)











Rare Candy x999


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00000dac 03e70032


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HP UP x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Protein x999


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Iron x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Carbos x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Calcium x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Zinc x999


94000130 fcff0000


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PP Max x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000dac 03e70035


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Full Restore x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000dac 03e70017


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Ball Bag Slot 1 (Press L+R)











Master Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000f4c 03e70001


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Dark Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Net Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Dive Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Nest Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Repeat Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Timer Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Luxury Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000f4c 03e7000b


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Premier Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Health Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Quick Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000f4c 03e7000f


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Precious Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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00000f4c 03e70010


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Poke Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


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Super Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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Hyper Ball x999


94000130 fcff0000


b21c4d28 00000000


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00000f4c 03e70002


d2000000 00000000











All TM's %26amp; HM's (Press SELECT+L)


94000130 fdfb0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


d5000000 005f0148


c0000000 00000064


d6000000 00000bec


d4000000 00000001


d2000000 00000000











Pokedex 100% Complete (L+R+SELECT)


94000130 fcfb0000


b21c4d28 00000000


b0000004 00000000


e000154c 00000124


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff f0001fff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ff001fff


70000000 00000000


00000000 08050000


00000000 00000000


00000000 00032000


00000000 02000000


00000000 08000000


80000000 00800000


20000000 00000080


7fffffff fffffffc


ffffffff 7ffff9ff


ffffffff ffffffff


ffffffff ffffe7ff


ffffffff feffffff


ffffffff efffffff


dfffffff ffffffff


fbffffff 00ffffff


00000000 f0f0ffff


03020100 07060504


0b0a0908 0f0e0d0c


13121110 17161514


1b1a1918 00000000


d2000000 00000000











GO ANYWHERE - THROUGH ANYTHING:


Be careful what you decide to walk through.. if you go too far outside of the boundaries of the game, it may lock up.











Walk Anywhere


Walk through any object. (BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU GO.. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc00


d2000000 00000000


923fcc00 0000001e


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000000e


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc04


d2000000 00000000


923fcc04 0000001f


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000000f


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc08


d2000000 00000000


923fcc08 0000001c


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000000c


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc0c


d2000000 00000000


923fcc0c 0000001d


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000000d


d2000000 00000000











Run Anywhere


Run through any object. (BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU GO.. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc00


d2000000 00000000


923fcc00 0000001e


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000005a


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc04


d2000000 00000000


923fcc04 0000001f


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 0000005b


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc08


d2000000 00000000


923fcc08 0000001c


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 00000058


d2000000 00000000


b21c5a08 00000000


da000000 0000210c


d3000000 00000000


d7000000 023fcc0c


d2000000 00000000


923fcc0c 0000001d


b21c5a08 00000000


2000210c 00000059


d2000000 00000000

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