Can somebody translate this song (to british english) for me, please?

Yuh don't know seh di devil strong


if yuh follow di devil yuh mus guh wrong


weh dem seh...


Satan strong, strong, strong, strong


Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


man mi feel like fi guh check a madda ooman y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


Me and a gal siddung a...yuh know


talk about love a making it and all a...yuh know


touch up her neck mek shi a shiver and a...yuh know


when mi...ooh baby two time shi jus...yuh know


wet up herself mi haffi carry her guh a...yuh know


fling on a condom after dat anadda...


mi guh suh bim and guh suh bam


shi guh suh pim and guh suh pram


when mi hear from di shout di gal bang and a seh dat a I man y'nuh


innocently weh nuh lef mi trojan y'nuh


man a me shi waan come dash jacket pon y'nuh


true shi waan di pickney fi name Wellington y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


look like mi haffi guh check a madda ooman y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan...tip toe guh hide behind a drum pan y'nuh


hear two bredda dem a discuss I man y'nuh


one a dem seh Professa Nuts a jing bag y'nuh


washy dj dat soon dead and done y'nuh


Satan me a fear dem seh yuh aguh live long y'nuh


jus a tell mi friend seh you a my number one y'nuh


when dem done a beg mi a guiness and a dragon y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan Strong y'nuh


Two dolla mi have and summady tief one y'nuh


mosquito bite mi tire puncture mi van y'nuh


meet a gal pon phone and guh check her a King Kong y'nuh


meet anodda one but a deh suh it jam y'nuh


skin out and a seh it taste betta dan ham y'nuh


touch and seh 'baby love, look how mi tan y'nuh


di reason why mi maaga suh a true mi nuh nyam y'nuh'


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


everyting mi do from wah day mi jus wrong y'nuh


mi nuh know weh dis yah saltness yah come from y'nuh


mussi dats why San guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh





Satan strong y'nuh


inna everybody life anuh me one y'nuh


but mi feel a me di devil tek set pon y'nuh


mussi dats why Stichie guh tun Christian y'nuh


unu gallong y'nuh

Can somebody translate this song (to british english) for me, please?
a couple of samples





if yuh follow di devil yuh mus guh wrong - if you follow the devil you will certainly go wrong


(mus = must)





Satan strong y'nuh - Satan is strong, you know
Reply:No, sorry!
Reply:This seams like a caribbean form of speaking english I've heard. Yuh is you,


inna is in di is the


mussi is must be


dats is that's


gallong is go along


y'nuh is you know


pon is upon





Basically this is spelled phonetically the way they say the words. Some of the words are colloquilisms local to the area. Try saying the words out loud and slowly.
Reply:Whoa! That is one long song mate! Can't help you there. Sorry.
Reply:You don't want much for 2 points do you?
Reply:There's a girl who is very understanding whom the interpreter is addressing. It's a kind of young fat guy rebelling because everything goes wrong in his attempts and turns out to stand against his expectations.