Can you create a good poem with these words?

artless base-court apple-john


bawdy bat-fowling baggage


beslubbering beef-witted barnacle


bootless beetle-headed bladder


churlish boil-brained boar-pig


cockered clapper-clawed bugbear


clouted clay-brained bum-bailey


craven common-kissing canker-blossom


currish crook-pated clack-dish


dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole


dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb


droning doghearted codpiece


errant dread-bolted death-token


fawning earth-vexing dewberry


fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon


froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench


frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

Can you create a good poem with these words?
YO DADDY IS A





artless base-court apple-john


bawdy bat-fowling baggage


beslubbering beef-witted barnacle


bootless beetle-headed bladder


churlish boil-brained boar-pig


cockered clapper-clawed bugbear


clouted clay-brained bum-bailey


craven common-kissing canker-blossom


currish crook-pated clack-dish


dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole


dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb


droning doghearted codpiece


errant dread-bolted death-token


fawning earth-vexing dewberry


fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon


froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench


frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill





AND YO MAMA IS A





gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker


goatish fly-bitten fustilarian


gorbellied folly-fallen giglet


impertinent fool-born gudgeon


infectious full-gorged haggard


jarring guts-griping harpy


loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig


lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast


mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger


mangled hell-hated joithead


mewling idle-headed lewdster


paunchy ill-breeding lout


pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie


puking knotty-pated malt-worm


puny milk-livered mammet


qualling motley-minded measle





SO YOU ARE A





rank onion-eyed minnow


reeky plume-plucked miscreant


roguish pottle-deep moldwarp


ruttish pox-marked mumble-news


saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook


spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg


spongy rude-growing pignut


surly rump-fed puttock


tottering shard-borne pumpion


unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane


vain spur-galled scut


venomed swag-bellied skainsmate


villainous tardy-gaited strumpet


warped tickle-brained varlot


wayward toad-spotted vassal


weedy unchin-snouted whey-face


yeasty weather-bitten wagtail





THUS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE FVCKING TREE
Reply:of course! you will sound like shakespear!
Reply:Thou qualling half-faced blind-worm!
Reply:That type of flattery will get you no-where.
Reply:I think Dr. Suess already wrote that!
Reply:ODE TO A DURDEN





I wondered lonely as an artless base-court apple-john


bawdy bat-fowling baggage


beslubbering beef-witted barnacle


bootless beetle-headed bladder


churlish boil-brained boar-pig


cockered clapper-clawed bugbear


clouted clay-brained bum-bailey


craven common-kissing canker-blossom


currish crook-pated clack-dish


dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole


dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb


droning doghearted codpiece


errant dread-bolted death-token


fawning earth-vexing dewberry


fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon


froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench


frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill





oer hill and dale and presently I came upon a cloud of Additional Details





25 minutes ago


gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker


goatish fly-bitten fustilarian


gorbellied folly-fallen giglet


impertinent fool-born gudgeon


infectious full-gorged haggard


jarring guts-griping harpy


loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig


lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast


mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger


mangled hell-hated joithead


mewling idle-headed lewdster


paunchy ill-breeding lout


pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie


puking knotty-pated malt-worm


puny milk-livered mammet


qualling motley-minded measle





25 minutes ago


rank onion-eyed minnow


reeky plume-plucked miscreant


roguish pottle-deep moldwarp


ruttish pox-marked mumble-news


saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook


spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg


spongy rude-growing pignut


surly rump-fed puttock


tottering shard-borne pumpion


unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane


vain spur-galled scut


venomed swag-bellied skainsmate


villainous tardy-gaited strumpet


warped tickle-brained varlot


wayward toad-spotted vassal


weedy unchin-snouted whey-face


yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
Reply:%26lt;sigh%26gt; Penfold and Luciana said it all, anything else is just fluff.
Reply:No, but I can sure use them to swear like a pirate, you frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill.
Reply:The Maxwell Matrix for 3rd stage Tourette's Syndrome refines the chaotic alphabetical vomitrus detritus to a simple linear solution, good poem wise. Thus:





Ach, du lieber Augustin.


Alles ist 'hin.








Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Reply:You should be a winner for getting all these words with your keyboard down' ' but the one who wrote the poem is the the birthday Bear Penfold .You both must have sore fingers all that key punching ....
Reply:I didn't know ya'll liked Meth...





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