A Dragon Survey...?

Dragon want to know:





1. Which you like better: Gold or jools


2. How best to cook knights: In shiny metal shell or out?


3. Sheep or cows?


4. What lotion best for keeping Dragon skin soft and supple?





Thank you.

A Dragon Survey...?
Gold... you can buy jools...





Cook them in the shiny shells... they stay more tender that way. Don't forget to get all those pointy parts cleaned off before you cook them and don't forget to peel them. Dragons from the south delta swear by their blacking technique though I just call it burnt...





Cows... sheep have that fuzziness that gets stuck in your teeth. It's hard to terrorize the villagers with wool stuck in your teeth. Cows give me gas though...





Skin care is hard... keep under your scales clean and make sure that you moisturize around your neck scales... they can get ridged and then it's hard to fire at humans behind you as well as in front. Try a combination of volcanic mud and gold leavings... it does wonders! make sure all the gold is off you and then wash the mud off... you will be like a new dragon!
Reply:Oo...So no more Pirate? DRAGON!! Can you breath fire!?!??!





1. Gold!


2. OUT!!!!


3. Cowz


4. Cooking oil!!!!
Reply:1. definitely jools.


2. keep knights moist- cook in metal shell then take out


3. sheep are softer


4. don't use lotion. Drink more water.





I hope this helps.
Reply:jools


shell in, make the meat softer and more succulent


sheep cause you could use their coats


I would say jergens shimmering lotion so you can sparkle too


and you are welcome
Reply:1. gold


2. in


3. sheep


4..cocoa butter


have a nice day
Reply:Gold In shiny metal shell better to lock in the flavor cows bigger


aloe and e
Reply:gold


steamed on the half shell


sheep


X-tra Virgin Olive Oil
Reply:Jools


in shiny metal


cows more meat


with eye of noot and bat wing potion
Reply:1 Gold


2 shell


sheep


4 Johnson %26amp; Johnson
Reply:1.GOLD


2. IN SHELL


3. COWS


4.HOG FAT
Reply:Me luvums Dragon surveys!





1. Which you like better: jools! Especially the sparklies!


2. How best to cook knights: In shiny metal shell or out? Cook in shell - makes 'em nice %26amp; tender inside. Don't eat the shell -- only tender morsels! Steaming hot!


3. Sheep or cows? Cows - they are more filling and you don't end up with so much fluff in your teeth.


4. What lotion best for keeping Dragon skin soft and supple? Apothecary for Lady Dragons - apply twice a day as needed.