WHAT IF?!?! (scream that out loud again) SCENARIO 2!!! (this is also just for fun, same deal applies here)?

WHAT IF!!!! Cats, were the evolved form of dragons? The scales just turned to flesh and fur. And the wings are actually invisible and cannot be seen under x-ray? Ohh, and they go down all the time, when you are not looking, they come out and your cat flies around and hides your socks! Also the remote and other misc items that you tend to lose. Think about it! Most cats are indeed evil enough. My cat is. She will randomly slit open my leg with her claws as I walk by. That is dragony instinct! Same with their natural want to jump on crap. Like on top of the fridge. Their wings actually help them fly up there, and that's also why they land on all fours! Dragons sometimes also had more than one life. After time, it turned into just nine! It is the only real case of evolution. Dragons grew skin and fur when the comet hit, that's why there has never been any dragon skeletons found! They were all kitties by then. FLYING DOUCHE BAGS!! They were. Now common house pet douche bags.

WHAT IF?!?! (scream that out loud again) SCENARIO 2!!! (this is also just for fun, same deal applies here)?
Thanks for finally letting me know why i find my cat hovering over me in the middle of the night trying to smother me with a pillow. I just thought she was possesed. That also explains her facination with every candel in the house that is burning. she steals my lighters and get mad when i steal them back. She also ends up in the weirdest places that i never thought she could be. Do you think that is why cats want to eat birds because they getto fly around all the time and noone cares?
Reply:You know, now my cat makes a hell of a lot more sense. If she is in fact a dragon, I know how that lil pain gets up on top of the entertainment center and then behind the TV. I also now know where all of my lighters are going.
Reply:Well... my cats already have delusions of grandeur. No real point in encouraging that kind of talk.





My main fear if something like that were true would be the 50' tall cat sitting on the pile of treasure that likes to eat people waking up :-)
Reply:And all this time I thought our cat was smoking weed when we weren't looking.
Reply:OOOOOOOOOOH now I understand why LittleCat blows out puffs of smoke from his nose and how his catfood gets that charbroiled look. :D
Reply:Puuurrrty funny. Cats--Dragons--now I understand why they are 2 of my favorite creatures-subconsciously, I somehow knew kitties %26amp; dragons were of the same lineage!! Hooray another breakthrough to tell my shrink.